Nude Nuns with Big Guns (2010) – Grindhouse Revenge with a Vengeful Habit
Genre: Action / Exploitation / Crime
Director: Joseph Guzman
Starring: Asun Ortega, David Castro, Perry D’Marco
A wild blend of pulp, sleaze, and vengeance, Nude Nuns with Big Guns is exactly what its outrageous title promises: a grindhouse-style revenge flick soaked in sex, blood, and blasphemy. Directed by Joseph Guzman, the film follows Sister Sarah (Asun Ortega), a nun betrayed by her corrupt clergy and left for dead after being forced into prostitution and drug addiction.
But Sister Sarah doesn’t stay down for long. Armed with divine fury and heavy firepower, she rises from the ashes to hunt down the bikers, pimps, and priests who wronged her. One by one, she exacts brutal retribution, blurring the line between justice and sin.
The film is a clear homage to 1970s exploitation cinema—packed with over-the-top violence, stylized grit, and intentionally campy performances. It’s not meant to be subtle or refined; it leans fully into its B-movie energy, offering pulp fans a mix of nuns, guns, and unapologetic grindhouse excess.
Critics were divided: some condemned its lack of depth and crude shock value, while others praised its fearless style, satirical edge, and commitment to the genre. It’s not for everyone—but for cult cinema lovers, it’s a wicked ride with a bullet-laced rosary.
Viewer discretion is advised: this one pushes all the boundaries, aiming to offend, thrill, and entertain in equal measure. If you’re in the mood for something sacrilegious, stylized, and completely off the rails, Sister Sarah is ready to deliver justice—one shotgun blast at a time.
